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scarnoncunce?

A Bogan Australian way of saying "what is going on, cunts ?", or "what is the current predicament, friends?"
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by Seclusive February 22, 2018
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Shannon

Shannon is a fun loving person she’s very optimistic and cares more about others than herself. There is never a boring day when Shannon is around.
by Paveet April 24, 2019
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ShannonTime

When the orange boy is good he will recieve sexy time with almighty Shannon
No ShannonTime unless you behave
by HAZA_3429 May 7, 2018
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Shannon

Intelligent, wise, beautiful, graceful, witty, laugh-loving, artistic, adventurous, intriguing person. She will greet you with a grin and carry herself well -- head and shoulders high, looking like she can handle any task -- but it might take a while to realize just how quirky and multi-faceted she is. You'll probably know the sharp-dressing, articulate, opinionated Shannon before you know the song-singing, weirdly goofy, low-key girl she is.
Did you hear Shannon was accepted at Notre Dame and Brown? She's seems so put-together, but I've had sleepovers with her -- you'd never believe she was 18 with the way she sings kid's songs!

I asked Shannon out. She didn't want to do anything fussy, so we cooked dinner and went on a walk up the bluff. With all of her accomplishments she intimidated me so much, but she's really very witty and down-to-earth. She doesn't just write editorials and international correspondence pieces -- she speaks, sings, plays a few instruments, loves adventures and travel, paints, and cracks me up.
by I love my Shannons June 12, 2013
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Shannons Lover

Shannons Lover - This person is the one person she was with or has been with and yet she doesn't know to stay or run away from him. He is the one person that will do everything in his power to make her happy and to make her love him back. He is the one who will tell Shannon is beautiful; no matter the appearence, he will lover her completely even if it takes days and weeks on in. He is the man of her dreams (yes the man of her dreams), he tells her he misses her everyday, her stays on the phone with her from dusk to dawn, he is the guy who makes her his world, he is the man who will go to UrbanDictionary.com and post a defintion to her.
"SHANNONS LOVER"
Kyle: Hey, Beautiful.
Shannon: Nu-uh, your lying.
Kyle: Heh, I wouldn't lie about something like that Shannon.
Shannon: *sighs* Kyle-
Kyle: I know, I can wait.
by KairuYasuoOonosubi September 26, 2010
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Shannon Leto

Girl 1: Look it's Shannon Leto
Girl 2: OMG HE'S SO HOT
by BiteMeLeto October 15, 2011
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Shannon Butt Surprise

The Act of strapping a dildo to the front of your car, and ramming it into the anus of another person from behind.
Last night, a car snuck up from behind me and gave me the Good old fashioned Shannon Butt Surprise
by Bob statutory December 30, 2020
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