a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

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Skirting

To set out or depart from some place: go. Most likely used in a party setting where any number of factors may cause you to want to leave (such as a sausage fest, lack of beers, people who aren't as cool as you are, etc.).

Man, this party sucks ass...we're skirting.

"We're about to get outta here."
"You're skirting?"
"Yea, this place blows."

by lankysob April 19, 2005

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up-skirting

Camera voyeurgasm of sticking one's mob. down-up an unnoticing girl's skirt in subway cars and *click* *click* on the booty!

Up-skirting is the down-up version of down-blousing, where the pix are taken from above tits to capture some breast cleavage or boorak, assnecks, canal zone!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

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smirting

A term for those engaging in smoking and flirting at the same time. Particularly used in countries where a smoking ban in public places has been enforced.

Two people in a bar,
Person 1: I'm just going outside.
Person 2: OK, no problem.
Person 1: I might be a while, I'm going for some smirting, there are some fitties here tonight. Get the drinks in!
Person 2: Cheeky bugger!

by Peggyinnit February 6, 2010

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