Sawdoctor

The act of consuming copious of amounts of Irish car bombs in such short a time which will result in severe intoxication and acts of carelessness. However, it does not end here. When Sawdoctoring, you then proceed to wander the streets of Boston on St. Patty's day weekend looking for the "House of Rules".While force-feeding random strangers PBR (and treating it as an exquisite beverage), you get kicked out immediately because your friend is a cunt. includes The second step of the Sawdoctor Process involves finding your cuntish friend and meandering back to your place of residence. The third and additional steps include throwing cracker jacks and rose petals everywhere. To complete the "Sawdoctor" one must be completely shitfaced and totally belligerent so they forget the previous 9 steps.

Phrases
-Being Sawdoctored
-The act of Sawdoctoring
-Go out and pull Ole' Sawdoctor

Ryan got so Sawdoctored last night he pissed on his friend Derek.
Tony is coming to campus, let's go get Sawdoctored!
Tomas has finally decided to pull the Ole' Sawdoctor with us tonight.
Where the fuck is Timmy? Oh yeah, he's Sawdoctoring with the ugly cougars.

by dshea3090 April 12, 2013

Sardonicast

A podcast with three cynical assholes that talk about movies and other dumb shit. A Brit, a gay Canadian and a failed abortion are our stunningly critical hosts.

Him: I love Sardonicast its my favorite podcast!
Her: Ohh he must be gay

by Yourfriendisgay May 5, 2018

Sawkon

An alternative way to troll someone when Ligma gets old.

"Dude, did you hear about Sawkon? He'll be joining us later."
"Who's Sawkon?"
"Sawkon these nuts bro, hahaha"
":("

by Mememaster9906 November 24, 2020

Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.

Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010

Sawcon

A convention which raises money in order to prevent ligma, a serious condition which has taken the lives of many

Jirami: Yo that guy has ligma...
Kalii: Yeah I have ligma :(
Jirami: I’m sure the people at Sawcon are working hard to protect you!

by MongolianDethWrm August 21, 2018

sawrong

Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.

That lady across the street has a sawrong on. How ugly!!! :-(

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Sardonic

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

by M.Boyle April 24, 2007