by Hendi McHenderson September 28, 2005
Get the sargasm mug.After very efficient lovemaking, she told me I did a good job, but I could feel her sargasm as she was laying it on pretty thick.
by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010
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Get the sargasm mug.It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 25, 2010
Get the Sargasm mug.An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
by Sir gentleman mcawesomestein July 19, 2011
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Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.
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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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