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Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.
Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.
by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010
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Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.
While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger
by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012
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satan’s doorbell

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”
by chuckyswashbuckly December 3, 2017
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Satan's Alley

Colloquial reference to the anal cavity, especially in context with male homosexual intercourse. So named because many evangelicals feel that "homosex is sin." Popularized in the movie "Tropic Thunder"
Marty: I'm about to take a stroll down Satan's Alley with my butt buddy.
Phil: That's pretty gay.
by Jeff Gar-thee-uh October 27, 2008
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satan's scrotum

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here
by ryan conner January 10, 2008
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Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.
"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"
by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015
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satan's urine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .
by sheila in the car May 17, 2009
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