by julie June 25, 2003
Get the santeria mug.A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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Insecure yet extremely gorgeous.
She is the bestest friend you could ever get, and a very true one.
Won't leave you in pain.
Trustworthy.
Ambitious.
Any guy to have A Sanaria is the luckiest one!
She is the bestest friend you could ever get, and a very true one.
Won't leave you in pain.
Trustworthy.
Ambitious.
Any guy to have A Sanaria is the luckiest one!
"I'm going to meet sanaria today!"
"Lucky!! Can I come too?"
"Yeah she will be happy!"
"Yeah that's sanaria, she's my best friend!"
"She's my friend too! She's so awesome isn't she?"
"She's the best!!:)"
"Lucky!! Can I come too?"
"Yeah she will be happy!"
"Yeah that's sanaria, she's my best friend!"
"She's my friend too! She's so awesome isn't she?"
"She's the best!!:)"
by Imhereforonenightstand July 10, 2014
Get the sanaria mug.An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.
by Bam August 26, 2003
Get the Santeria mug.The practice by TV/Radio media of censoring materials that are not obscene or vulgar, but failing to censor the obscene/vulgar.
Back in the 90's, when the band "Sublime" was in its prime, I remember watching a music video for "Santeria" on TV. When the song got to the following lyrics:
"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "
The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"
"Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddy's got a new 45.
and I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. "
The TV station edited out the word "forty-five", but NOT the phrase "punk ass". This is what I call the "Santeria Effect"
by cranioDan November 23, 2010
Get the Santeria Effect mug.Awesome Swedish Melodic Death Metal band. Epic choruses, awesome drumming and incredible singing/growling makes this band unique and very, very good!
-Hey have you heard Vengance is Hers by Satariel?
-No dude, what the fuck is Satariel?
-Only the best fucking band in existance! *Facepunch*
-No dude, what the fuck is Satariel?
-Only the best fucking band in existance! *Facepunch*
by Mr. Wafflemuffin December 26, 2011
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by The donD November 23, 2021
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