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Sanch, a person who seeks of or lives for love. They may be into Rom Coms, football (soccer) etc. They are usually the funniest people in the friend group, yet they for some reason get picked on the most. Usually the group wishes they where them, and makes jokes of them usually with the β€œπŸ¦β€ emoji. So overall a SANCH is a goat of a friend group
Sanch by Idk10102 January 16, 2026
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Sanch Stash 

Sanch stash in other ways sancho stash in which one plucks a pube from there underwaste and places it on another above there
mouth
Omg John im going to give justin such a bad sanch stash
Sanch Stash by Brian Zomg May 16, 2006
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fat sanch 

when someone has a huge mustache...usually directed toward younger boys
1. damn jordan really needs to shave his fat sanch
fat sanch by nico assenti January 30, 2008

dirty sanch-hole 

the diareha and the poop it leaves behind, literally.
oh man theres not enough toilet paper to clean my dirty sanch-hole, these undies are gonna be ruined.

Dirt Sanch

In relation to a dirty sanchez, a person who appears somewhat unhygienic and presumably is going to start trouble.
Did you see that freakin' Dirt Sanch bump into me, didn't even apologize, just went straight to the keg for more free beer.
Dirt Sanch by Penaman June 30, 2008

The Dirty Sanch 

The most badass Spanish teacher you'll ever meet. They call her Mrs.Sanchez but that is just a cover-up of her true identity. She is majestic, strong, cunning. She has the power to kick ass. She's so Spanish she'll speak Spanish in a French-speaking country. If you don't watch your back she'll shove a taco and/or a burrito up your ass. Never mess with the Sanch, she won't take it lightly. If you really wish to challenge her protect your upper lip from getting sanched. She has a beautiful wart on her nose and she has the legs of a schoolgirl. Her man face really brings out her eyes.
Oh shit! The Dirty Sanch just shoved a burrito up my asshole! It felt so good!

Mrs. Sanch 

An old ugly woman that wobbles around who loves art and children in a pedo type of way. Doesn’t like jews and could low key be a nazi.
β€œStay away from Mrs. Sanch, she is a pedophile nazi.”
Mrs. Sanch by alexa101@gmail.com November 24, 2021