Samsung

Possibly the worst phone brand known to the existence of mankind

Idiot: Dude, my phone won't load, the camera is broken, my messages delete and i can't get any good apps

Guy: Sounds like you have a samsung

by ihatemysamsung August 19, 2012

Samsung

Shit washing machines that can fucking explode I'm your home

I've got a Samsung washing machine

by Wanker16 January 1, 2018

Samsung

A company that wishes they were better than Apple, but comes in second place every time. Waste of time, and space.

Son: "Well I better take the trash out."
Father: "Oh ok, I'll grab the charger."
Son: "For what?"
Father: "The Samsung phone of course!"

by Appleisbetter March 3, 2017

Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

by Status_light.blue. August 15, 2019

Samsung

A Korean company that makes shity cellphones and shity washers

Hey dude your samsung gaxaly note 7 exploded💣💣 . This shit was recalled by samsung

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

Samsung

A racially motivated slang term for men of the Asia region.

"Hey, Samsung, may I have some more sweet tea?"

"Thanks, Sammy."

by Balac the Kraut June 28, 2004

Samsung

Tried to copy Apple, but failed.

Miserably

Their phones blow up

In your pocket lol

Samsung’s phone set my car on fire and now I must walk everywhere.

by Jack Barrett * May 5, 2018