2 definitions by Status_light.blue.

Samsung

A shit phone company that sells bombs disguised as phones.

Person 1 : *takes out Samsung phone*
Person2 : OH SHIT HE HAS A SAMSUNG RUN
*Everyone runs*
Person 1 : *drops phone out of shock*
Samsung phone : 💥B💥O💥O💥M💥
Person 1 : *dead*

by Status_light.blue. August 15, 2019

Tiktok

Basically the Black Death in the Digital world today.

Larry : Hey Jimmy you should try this thing called Tiktok.
Jimmy : Yeah, sure I’ll give it a try
*12 Weeks Later*
Larry : Hey Jimmy are you ok?
Jimmy : Yeah I’m fine I’m just soooo addicted to Tiktok
Larry : Damn.
Jimmy : Just what the fuck have I become

by Status_light.blue. February 17, 2020