samaritans

Helpline that you can phone when you are at risk of ending it all. An ear to talk to when you have things bothering you that you couldnt tell another living soul.

Person answers phone "hello this is the Samaritans how can we help?"
Desperate person answers "Hello, my world is falling apart"
Then proceeds to spill their "guts" to a complete stranger about how fucked up their life is....
Feels a bit better afterwards and can see things in a different light.

by Homielover February 28, 2009

Sampriti

Name signifies a beautiful girl who loves everyone around her .

Everyone is living with sampriti among themselves.

by Mona darling November 23, 2021

Samaritan

A Christian School, with muslim lebanese in abundance. Pretentiously spend their money on big purple trams, which like the students are slow and know only one direction

"Meet the Samaritan Boys at Subway leh"

by Anon Amos February 14, 2005

samrita

a loving caring beautiful girl who knows how to have fun .shes really nice and funny and chill

samrita is sickkk

by toby is getting loud February 19, 2018

Capt. Samaritan

He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)

His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)

When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!

Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"

Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"

Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"

"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"

by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009

Good Samaritank

Someone who is eager to help, but whose help makes the problem worse.

Let's take care of this problem before Steve tries to help. He's a good Samaritank.

by Good Intentions January 12, 2008

Sampritha

Meaning of name is satisified/contented

A very cute and lovely girl
A BTS lover
A high fangirl!
Loves food
Introverted
Very shy and quiet but is very lovely, crazy and loud if you get to know her close.
If she is attached to you, she will get you gifts and shower you with her love
She is a good listener
Doesnt like the idea of dating
Very supportive and will be there to care for you during all your hard times
If you have a friend named Sampritha, then your very lucky like seriously, so reciprocate her love and care. Never hurt her.

"Sampritha! I am gonna fail" "Dont worry bro, we both are going down together"

by AnHonestFella_69 February 10, 2023