Sammer

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006

sammer

a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".

Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?

by Beth K January 12, 2010

Sammer

A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.

Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.

by IDUNTGOTSONE February 23, 2008

sammer marzouk

Sucks at pingpong. Has NEVER won a game against Brandon.

Sammer Marzouk *Bruh Sound effect 2*

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

"He's just a doooog"

-P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)

by Pupper Sam January 15, 2009

Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging

Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.

by ukwho August 3, 2025