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samik mehra

a muscular person with a massive dick (9+ inches girthy and veiny) and pp curls 450 kg
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This donny acts so smart but he don't know what 2+2 is. He spells guarantee like gwaruntie and thinks mosquitos are just evolved butterflies with some goofy water- and that don't make sense.
That guy is counting with his fingers to find out 2+5. I bet $100 his name is samik.
by Fambar April 17, 2022
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samik hazra

He is perfection. He is above God, beautiful and irresistible.

He is omnipotent and immortal, was present at the beginning of everything and will be there to see it all end.

He has a son with Obama, but put him (the son not Obama) up for adoption.
His favourite colour is pink, and he is good at everything.

In actuality, the entire world is in his hands, but he needs to keep a low profile just to keep his immortality and pure sexiness from distracting every living organism.
Yo that's Samik Hazra right there, look at him pretending to be a regular human
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damn did u see samik there?
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