This donny acts so smart but he don't know what 2+2 is. He spells guarantee like gwaruntie and thinks mosquitos are just evolved butterflies with some goofy water- and that don't make sense.
by Fambar April 17, 2022
Get the Samikmug. that one hottie in class who always acts funny and charismatic (even guys fall in love with him) his best friend (also his bf) is saad. hes a huge womaniser who'll do anything for that girl. Also very retarded but not at the levels of Saad, he is a hairless monkey. He has curry in his veins, eats curry daily and even drinks it. (below is an image of him in the wild)
by monsoon8158 May 16, 2022
Get the samik alimug. He is perfection. He is above God, beautiful and irresistible.
He is omnipotent and immortal, was present at the beginning of everything and will be there to see it all end.
He has a son with Obama, but put him (the son not Obama) up for adoption.
His favourite colour is pink, and he is good at everything.
In actuality, the entire world is in his hands, but he needs to keep a low profile just to keep his immortality and pure sexiness from distracting every living organism.
He is omnipotent and immortal, was present at the beginning of everything and will be there to see it all end.
He has a son with Obama, but put him (the son not Obama) up for adoption.
His favourite colour is pink, and he is good at everything.
In actuality, the entire world is in his hands, but he needs to keep a low profile just to keep his immortality and pure sexiness from distracting every living organism.
by My grandfather August 8, 2022
Get the samik hazramug.