Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.

Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!

by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012

Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

shiticane

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami

We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.

by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Saltine

A triggered white boy. A non-triggered white boy is called a cracker, but saltines are a little extra SALTY.

"Bruh I ate one of that kid's animal cookies and he started hissing at me and slapping me"
"Yeah he's a saltine"

by YoungRatChild March 18, 2017

Saltine

A very angry white person

I spilled my beer on this guy at the bar, next thing I know I'm getting jumped by a bunch of saltines.

by dIksOuTfurHaramamamamabe March 12, 2015

M.C Saltine

1. Cracker
2. A white person that wants to be black.
3. A white person wearing Vick jersey or a Eagles cap.

Hey whats up M.C Saltine?

by CrazyP April 2, 2007