Shineline

The positive version of deadline. My project doesn't die when it's finished, rather it shines in it's completeness.

Let's meet at 3PM, that will give me a shineline to work to....

by Yung'Un May 29, 2021

Swingline Stapler

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.

Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

by Melvin the Stapler Molester December 5, 2009

Swingline

A tapler rand, specializing in high quality and often metal staplers.

Dude, pass me the swingline

by opio twinkletoes November 12, 2003

singulinearity

Singularity

Phenology in which the contingent point (singularity) is self-actually a line.

Singulinearity argues that contingent points are actually lines in the naturalist past.

by metawave January 25, 2019

Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.

"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"

by RevoBumblebee March 22, 2020