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Sailor's Delight

Before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.
Private Smith, I am so horny, I'd give my left nut for a piece of strange right now.

No worries Private Johnson, you can borrow my Sailor's Delight. I've only used it a few times today.
by BeerDork August 25, 2009
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Sailor's Morning Prayer

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
by bwaaaah October 8, 2009
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sailor's delight

A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.
"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."

"Dude, you really are a scumbag"
by kingofcrunk50 February 13, 2005
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sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.
I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!
by BadMedicine December 9, 2008
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Sailor's Pole

The act of sticking a metal pole up a person's ass while dressed in a sailor outfit.
John Fajit wants to give Alexis a nice Sailor's Pole, but she wants it from Daniel instead...
by SoppingOyster January 19, 2014
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Sailor's Salute

You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.
I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.
by Nova_gnome February 28, 2009
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sailor's sour cream

An alcoholic drink, served by the shot glass, mixing equal parts milk and vodka.
Barkeep, I'll have a Sailor's Sour Cream Shooter.
by Del Millard February 11, 2006
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