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gaan saff

A Hindu derogative word for arse wipe.

A just word to describe a towel head or asian downy cunt who gets into a more economically developed country like the UK by marrying a cum bucket aka a polish girl.
Hey gaan saff, don't get fresh with me you tep customs officer dodging freeloader!!
by FessSquad February 24, 2012
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saff cossie

The Ford Sierra Sapphire RS Cosworth. A Turbocharged car exhibiting maximum levels of fun and zero levels of traction control. Often found on Southend Seafront going "baaaaaaa-tshh" over and over again. Also Escort Cossie, 3-Door Cossie, and the rare and pony Gartrac Escort Cossie.
Me mate Daves got a 400bhp Cossie, a Saff aswell.
by Cossie Bill June 22, 2005
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A Big Saff

When a 10/10 female offers the act of intercourse but not love coffee or conversation, and the male subsequently rejects this advance in lieu of talking to another female about animals or coffee grinds
“She begged you for sex? Surely you gave her the slabbcock?!” “Absolutely not, there was no conversation love or hope of a relationship in sight, I had no option but to pull a big saff on her!”
by SharkyPoos July 22, 2019
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Saffron Saff-off Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger, might or might not include saffron
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Saffron Saff-off Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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saff

ben: woahhh whos that
kyle: thats saff
ben: ohhhh dions girl
by thatkidddionnnn September 7, 2021
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Saff Rongens

Alternate name for Seth Rogen, famous comedy actor and friend of James Flacco
"Hey fellas, what was that movie about North Korea with Saff Rongens and James Flacco called?"

"The Interview, you dumbass"
by saf roggles December 28, 2014
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Big Saff

When you have a child under 2, the company you work for is half in the bin, and despite all that stress you still smash your ATPL out of the park
Boys, look at him go, the Big Saff in all his glory, ATPL in his hands, fatherhood on his shoulders, and a bright future ahead of him
by ABigFella August 16, 2024
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