Shlubby

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

shlubbin

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

by Marticusas October 14, 2007

slubag

1. A person who is an extreme slut and will do anything for his/her sex partners.
2. A person who is both a slut and a douchebag.

Damn, that Julian is such a slubag, he just bought Chasen a year's supply of condoms.

by CTs19 June 17, 2008

Syubhr

A very good friend and a really nice person that will help you 24/7 when he can.. and he is always there for you too, best person to have as best friend ;)

1: WOah who's that?
2: That's Syubhr! :D (Dkñckc)

by ArnoDev January 27, 2021

slubi

A derogotory term for a female. Word origin comes from the combination of two words: slut and bitch. Generally referring to chicks dressed up in club outfits and too much makeup. The ones that are extremely hot but have the "I'm too good to be here" look on their face. The ones that dress really slutty to attract guys, but have huge attitudes when guys try to talk to them. Very hot chicks with mean looks on their faces when everyone around them is smiling having a good time. A good term to use instead of bitch when other females are around. Originated in Chino, CA to describe all the mean Mexican girls.

My buddy said hi to that hot chick and she rolled her eyes and blew him off, she was a total slubi. Look at the group of slubis at the bar waiting for someone to buy them drinks. That slubi in the short skirt walked in like she owned the place. The hard rock hotel casino center bar is always crawling with slubis. Las Vegas has a high percentage of slubis. She was a good fuck but I would never date her, shes a slubi. The chinoboys rolled up to the party but left when they saw it was nothing but slubis there.

by Brian Davis June 16, 2006

Sylus

sylus is a really smart, funny guy. hes so easy to talk to. he doesnt think so himself but its true. he should give himself more fucking credit... ):(

sylus...

by chloe.212821828 November 28, 2016