person 1: hey man, can you
hold this for me.
person 2: no, sorry man, my hands are full.
person 1: oh what are you holding?
person 2: it's my Swag-Bag.
person 1: my bad man, I always
wondered how you were able to have such a high level of swag.
person 2: yeah, I have a swag level over 9000