person 1: hey man, can you hold this for me.
person 2: no, sorry man, my
hands are full.
person 1: oh what are you holding?
person 2: it's my Swag-
Bag.
person 1: my bad man, I always wondered how you were able to have such a high level of swag.
person 2: yeah, I have a swag level
over 9000