Summer Fool's Day

Summer Fool's day occurs every year on July 1st. Unlike April fool's day, where you tell lies to trick someone and laugh, Summer Fool's day is the one day of the year where you tell someone the absolute truth without fear of reprucussion. This is the one day of the year where fools can be treated like fools, without the facade of political correctness.

You are really not that funny, you're not very smart either. Every day I have to pretend you are tolerable and mildly likeable, when in reality I can't stand the sight of you. Your mere presence makes me want to throw up in my mouth. Every time I hear your voice it's like an eardropper of acid slowly being released into my ear canal.
Happy Summer Fool's Day!!!

by Dr Bombay June 18, 2010

500 Days of Summer

Hilariously serious movie that everyone should see. It'll teach you what love really is and isn't. Great ending that isn't ruined by a cheesy "guy-gets-the-girl" scenario, more real life than ever.

...almost as good as the Notebook :)

Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel

Did you see 500 Days of Summer? It's such a great movie.

"It's love, not Santa Clause."

by 500rocks August 11, 2009

dog days of summer

time in the summer where it is so hot that the dogs howl and bark like crazy

person 1:the summer heat has been making the dogs crazy like maniacs!!

person 2: tru dat homes

by mAGIK bUS July 29, 2005

500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

Summerday

The state of being unaware of the day as a result of it being summer.

MOM- "get up do u know what day it is today?!?"
ME- "uhhh its summerday."

by nynick1 September 5, 2009

Summerdawn

SummerDawn is anyone who has her summers off. She's the most responsible, punctual, and highly organized teacher/school nurse/etc. most of the year but come June to August, she's a wild woman. In January, you'll see her carpooling her kids (and her neighbor's kids and their neighbor's kids) to soccer and dance classes after she gets off work, leading Girl Scouts meetings, and organizing the local fundraisers (all of them). She's the teetotaler of the group and always goes home before anyone else. If you cut her off in the street, she'll not only honk at you but she'll probably call your mom, too (yes, she has her digits). But come July, you'll find her wasted in a flamingo floatie in the pool. A night out could last until—gasp!—midnight! She might even entertain a weekend getaway WITHOUT her kids. But make no mistake, she's still checking her mail and balancing her checkbook on the daily.

Guy #1: Do you see that hot chick dancing on the bar over there? She looked like my little brother's teacher.
Guy #2: Yeah, that is his teacher. Wait...did she just take her top off?

Guy #3: Yep, his teacher's a SummerDawn.

by mcolette212 June 13, 2017

summeray

Summeray is beautiful. She is smart but she is very emotional..

Why is it that Summeray is so emotional?

by Toastedbaglessss November 30, 2017