In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
Get the Stevens mug.In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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by Dan Glee Sac November 13, 2019
Get the Stevens mug.Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
by LiliWhite March 9, 2020
Get the stevens mug.Stevens is someone nice and will always be available to help. A very tall guy with advanced leadership skills and will always nominate himself for the highest position possible. In other words... He's picking up the president's stones with his gauntlet. His peers will always tell him that his pulling b***** wherever he goes. He will be the kindest person you will ever meet in your entire life. Quite a sorry person, sometimes you might think he's Canadian because they are known to say sorry. However, that does not change him because he will always be a forgiving person in any situation. He will be a loyal gentleman, friendly, caring and with a good heart for the community. Funny enough that he needs an update to his drip then he'll be the ultimate drippy guy.
Stevens: Hi there! *giggles*
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!
Stevens: Sorry, I need your help.
Stevens: Sorry...
Stevens: It's okay! Don't worry! Everything is fine!
by FlintstonegummiesofErzaScarlet October 20, 2022
Get the Stevens mug.long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?
person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house
person 1: its bad at everyones houses
person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then
person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house
person 1: its bad at everyones houses
person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then
person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
by bongrippin December 27, 2011
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One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.
My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.
by theoutro June 6, 2020
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