A Starmer Pledge

A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Keir Starmer

Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.

Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.

Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.

by A jolly fine fellow January 8, 2021

A Starmer Pledge

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I would tidy up today but it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

Keir Starmer

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Keir Starmer

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.

Keir Starmer is a prick

by ehnowthen July 13, 2024

Keir Starmer

A walking contradiction, the king of hypocrisy.

Keir Starmer pledged to tackle corruption in politics if elected as Prime Minister but within 2 months of being elected was embroiled in a corruption scandal surrounding himself.

by dodgydave20 August 26, 2024

Keir Starmer

Wet-Wipe

Keir Starmer is a Wet Wipe

by Ghanghster May 9, 2024