squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021

Squelch

A fart that vibrates forward through the vagina lips and out.

That squelch really tickled my pussy.

by squelch queen January 23, 2010

Squelch

When a female coughs or sneezes and cum comes out of her vagina.

She coughed so hard that she squelched

by hurricanekarina September 28, 2014

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

squelch

the gross noise something makes when you squeeze it.

AH! did you hear it squelch! man, that was sick.

by marzy March 14, 2004

Squelch

The act of a large man, (perferably obese), climbing or stepping up onto a kitchen or dining room table, lowering and/or removing his pants and underwear, using his hands to spread apart his butt cheeks, and proceeding to expel a long, solid piece of feces upon said table.

"We were all sitting around laughing at the table for Thanksgiving, when all of a sudden Uncle George climbed up on the table and Squelched all over our beatiful turkey."

by ColtPython June 20, 2009