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a very small amount; often used with diddley
"Foo', you don't know squat 'bout nothin'."
squat by LeRoy January 22, 2004
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1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing
It aint worth squat if you wreck it.
squat by Light Joker March 14, 2007
To bend the knees in the most comfortable manner. to assume or maintain a position in which the body is supported on the feet (heels down) and the knees are bent so that the buttocks rest on or near the heels.

American Toilets make people squat with their heels up. After about 30 years, people can hardly perform the other way to squat.

To begin learning how to correctly squat, one must "hold on to something for dear life".
ME: "He squats to poop."
YOU: I tried that and just about fell on my back.
ME: "For about two weeks, he had to hold on to a chair in front of him. Squatting is difficult at first."
squat by NotAC00L March 12, 2011
1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.
Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...
squat by exitflagger April 30, 2008
a word used as another way to say nothing
Billy.Did you curse at miss floorlick .
I didnt say squat.
Squat by emochick_ January 10, 2022
incredibly british way to suggest eating a bitch out.
ello' puppet, fancy comin' over and takin a nice squat on ma' face?
squat by tolerableintolerance September 19, 2009