spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

spongebobbing by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

Spongebobini 

A fucked up version of spongebob. If you see spongebobini in any form run for your dear fucking life.

Person 1: why does urban dictionary have a definition for "spongebobini"?
Person 2: أيامك معدودة
Person 1: what the fuck
Spongebobini: Spongebobini

Spongebobini by BenchBench November 1, 2020

Spongebobbist 

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic

"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"

Spongebobbist by Ted December 2, 2003

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

spongebobbing by Greglish March 2, 2011

Spongebobfan 

A stupid lesbo bitch who goes to GameTalk.com. Shes a real bitch if ya know what I mean. She thinks shes a badass; but she nothing more than a low life.

see:

GameTalk.com

bitch

Spongebobfan by Midnight Rose May 6, 2005

Spongebobbery 

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

Spongebobbery by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011

spongebobin' 

a person who is very gay an everybody knows it but doesn't admit it.

"so what's the deal with gary? is he gay?"
"yeah,but he's totally spongebobin'"

spongebobin' by snailo July 15, 2009