splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

ass spelunker

an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.

Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers

by Randomus August 12, 2006

Greek Spelunker

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"

I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.

by Darryl N December 14, 2008

butt spelunker

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.

As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.

by rev. ray April 8, 2004

Thumb Spelunker

The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...

Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!

by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010

ass spelunker

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002