Speed Racer

An expression used to describe someone who 'wheels' (flirts) a lot.

Jamie is wheeling Jessica, Tanya and Hannah! He's such a speed racer.

by hiheyhello November 8, 2010

Speed racer fan

A person with little to no taste in film quality. Commonly believe it is the best film, but could not be more wrong.

I pushed a speed racer fan off a bridge…thank god!

by DJ4REEL July 31, 2022

Slow down their speed racer

1. someone who says something they should not be saying

2. someone over exaggerating on something small

Angelos: wow! brandon your girlfriend is fucking hot

Andrew: slow down their speed racer

by racerspeed August 11, 2010

Dry Lake Speed Racer

Getting jerked off by two girls.

Tom the plumber got dry lake speed racer'd over the weekend by two perfect 5's.

by adacoker May 25, 2010

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Sidewalk speed racer

A term used in the Grand Theft Auto series for driving on the sidewalk at full speed killing pedestrians and letting them fly.

Bob: last night I started to play GTA V, and I went full sidewalk speed racer.

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Speed Racer

A derogatory nickname for a disabled person in a wheelchair. Usually one in a hurry. Similar to calling someone wheels or hot wheels. Not to be confused with the words 'speed racist'. It is derived from Speed Racer or Mach GoGoGo a Japanese anime franchise about automobile racing.

Direct:
Whoa. Where do you think you're going speed racer? I don't have my starter pistol. Get back here.
Indirect:
I hooked up with this handy capable chick last night while I gave meals on wheels. But then her speed racer boyfriend came in and tried to show me his Chim Chim and I fuckin' bailed.

by The Amazing Speed Racist October 16, 2018