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Speck by GurtrudeEatsBeef January 28, 2025

carter-speck 

stupid, idiotic, someone who dyes their hair blonde because they're insecure about their nature color, though they look better brunette.

someone who rubs makeup on their face to a consistancy so that it looks like peanut butter.
What's on her face?
Ughh..she's SUCH a carter-speck!
WHERE'S THE JELLY, carter-speck?
carter-speck by peachykeane December 7, 2009

Bryan Speck

A legendary man of myth who makes God's deeds look like child play. It is not possible to kill this man because his mere presence of awesomeness can destroy anything that comes near him. He fell from the heavens and killed all the dinosaurs through the act of fucking and everything in the Smithsonian Mueseum of History is a monument of everything Bryan Speck has destroyed with his penis.
Bryan Speck once used his massive dick to bat away meteors and said, "Your Jupiter's problem now."

Bryan Speck once drank a barrel of LSD and took a three month long nap. When he woke up he said, "a\All in all I prefer gin."

The Guiness Book of World Records has rejected all of Bryan Specks submissions because they felt it was not possible to survive a jump into the Atlantic Ocean from the Moon.
Bryan Speck by Bryan Speck's Minion December 13, 2009

Fly-speck blue 

The light-medium blue color of old porch ceilings (before air-conditioning) said to keep flies from landing and depositing their tell-tale spots.
It was cool and peaceful on the porch, swinging, gazing up at the freshly coated fly-speck blue ceiling. I fuzzed my eyes and imagined clouds floating by.
Fly-speck blue by Bendel August 4, 2008
Logan's girfriend is a t-speck
t-speck by Homie Quan November 5, 2013

On Speck 

On speck is like On god but replace god with Speckle from the Hit Show Tuca and Bertie
Dude that shit slapped on Speck frfr
On Speck by Speck February 7, 2023