Softie

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 24, 2019

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Softy

The stage between a full on erection and a soft unaroused penis, this is called a softy

Bruce: "Yo i saw two guys makin out yesterday".

Joe: " Oh thats pretty nasty"

Bruce: "Yeah but for some reason it gave me a softy"

by Joe Merks January 27, 2008

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noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

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flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 09, 2004

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a person that is unusually soft. Usually male with female characteristics.

Phil, you are softer then butter in a microwave.
You are a softy, like snorlax

by who not me April 27, 2010

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Abbreviation for a soft drink. Generally used in the context of a mid-afternoon snack.

"Let's duck down to the NightOwl for a softy and a choccy."

by Radaradara September 24, 2013

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A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances

Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number

by PartTimeAsshole March 13, 2015

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