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U got socks on?

This is a phrase you ask someone if they do something mildly gay to make sure you’re still a virgin and not gay because everybody knows if you have sex with socks then u still a virgin, but if you have sex with another guy and you have socks on, it’s not gay. It doesn’t always have to be sexual tho, like if a homie licks you or hugs you and u have socks, then you not gay. This phrase is kind of like the second condom to the phrase “no homo”. It’s just extra protection y’know.
Tristan: *licks hand and puts it on my neck*
Me: Yo, U got socks on?
Tristan:*shows me his money socks* Yeah, no homo
by Andreq Micheal Saliva June 13, 2018
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washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.
Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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I got socks on

It's not gay if you have socks on because you're not fully naked
Ex:Imagine you're gargling ya homies nut sack and you forget to say no homo you good cuz (you) I got socks on.
by I eat ass like Jose Romero April 20, 2018
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Got my socks on

Alternative for no homo. If you don’t have your socks on... your gay. Can also be used as a question.
Not gonna lie bro you look good.”
(Looks over)

“You got your socks on?”
“Yea don’t worry I got my socks on.”
by BigVic4151 March 16, 2019
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sleeping with socks on

being the hottest mf alive
Hey! You heard about that guy? He hates having bare feet and always wears socks at night. Sleeping with socks on is great. Boyfriend material!
by 21blood_enjoyer37 November 19, 2021
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get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.
Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?
by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018
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Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.
Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".
by Enigmanate November 25, 2015
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