soapboxing

Preaching; pontificating; voicing one's opinion loudly in the hopes it will gain supporters. Comes from a time when wooden boxes were used to ship soapflakes in, and were then put into use as pulpits for street preachers.

"Shirley, quit your soapboxing and give THIS guy's opinion a thought or two."

by Ren May 6, 2004

soapbar

Crap cannabis hash, sells for about £5 ($8) an 1/8, if you paid more for it, you got jacked, made with pollem, plastic, rubber, dog and human shit, tyres, diesel and other lovely substances. Steer well clear.

'Want some fucking class soapbar mate? Its safe as fuck.'
'Fuck no, that shits worse than smoking Dunlop.'

by Edd (aka Boris the Communist) June 5, 2004

soab

Son of a bitch. A person who is a fking doublecrosser and spews nonsense everytime he speaks. Also they have pouted lips and a stuck up haughty face. Soabs are also known to have ultra -big egos despite their fuck faces. They also like to flirt with girls with their extremely ulgy appearance.

Soab: " Hey you know i have this super duper hot girlfriend and she gives extreme blowjobs and im so horny that i could cum right now"
Mature guy: " Fuck off dude youre peeing in your pants"

by elure September 8, 2011

sofb

abbreviation for son of an ef-ing bitch
most likely used when writing

-hey did you turn in your homework?
-sofb, i forgot.

by billybobshmobglob February 28, 2009

SAFBII

(pronunciation: soff-bee) Acronym: Shit And Fell Back In It

SAFBII: A tragic error and/or miscalculation regarding the end result of a performed act or event.

I totally SAFBII last night you guys. I was doing ninety in a sixty-five zone. Cop got me. And I was drunk.

by Woosie August 3, 2011

SWAFB

Smoke Weed And Fuck Bitches

jake- i'm single now
chase- YAYA SWAFB

by a dead hippy April 18, 2010

SoapBar

A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.

Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?

by Matt October 20, 2004