snore bore

When someone or something is totally boring...that they/it
sends you to sleep...

You heard it all before...seen it all before...tell me something I don't know...otherwise mind if I take a nap ?

Doofus: You sexy...you such a fine looking babe...wanna ride it with a cowboy ?

Chick: Um...two words...*snore bore*...zzzzzz

by katica_kat December 29, 2007

Snore-Off

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

by YAWA June 2, 2019

snore-gasm

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.

I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011

snore throat

When you snore so much at night, you wake up with sore throat.

I had way too much to drink last night and woke up with a wicked snore throat.

by Mark in Tiburon, CA March 19, 2009

snore noise

a literal noise one makes as a response to something dumb and/or they don't want to respond to, acting like they've fallen asleep

The snore noise is my go-to response any time some turd at a bar tries to hit on me, works every time. I highly recommend it.

by GlazeHer August 24, 2016

Snore Off

A common expression to be used when someone's story becomes too long or their banter becomes substandard.

Person 1. "Remember when I beat you 5 - 1 on Fifa."

Person 2. "Yeah about 5 years ago."

Person 1. "You just can't handle that I'm better than you."

Person 2. "Oh snore off mate you're boring."

by jack2208 July 11, 2010

Snore-balling

When you hang your balls into the mouth of a snoring friend and get-off on the rythmic vibration.

Dude I couldn't sleep because you where at it resperating like a chainsaw, so I started snore-balling your muppet mouth.

by jamie_circul8 March 14, 2015