snausage

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

by Skeezer September 13, 2003

snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.

Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

snausage

A little black Scottish Terrier, named Dog Vader, that causes havoc, mayhem, and chaos. He will not listen to anyone but dad. Likes to run off at warp speed.....and just before he disappears over the hill......looks at mom and screams "FUCK YOU!!!" in dog language......and then continues running off at warp speed.

Vader sitting in the middle of the yard.
Mom: Vader......get over here!!
Vader runs at warp speed up the hill with mom chasing him.
Mom returns 15 minutes later sweaty, dirty, and pissed off.
Dad walks outside: Where is Vader?
Mom: That little fucking snausage ran off!!!
Dad: (calling in a medium tone) VADER!!
Vader pops out of the bushes beside dad like he was there the whole time.

by ErthBndMsft September 25, 2013

snausage

A snack sized sausage. Usuaully seen at holiday parties and receptions, often with a toothpick in it.

Oh man, I feel so ill, I should not have eaten so many of those snausages.

by WadeB December 13, 2006

snausage

a "mom" term for breakfast sausage

Whats for brunch? Snausages!

by corey February 23, 2004

snausages

When a girl's thighs touch down to the knee when standing straight up normally.

"Damn that bitch has got some snausages!"

by Dro Scott February 12, 2008

snausage

A dude whose sexuality is questionable, even if he is dating a female, married or has children.

"Hey man, I think that guy Mike is a pole smoker."

"No way dude... he is married and has a kid..."

"It doesnt matter... he is still a total snausage."

by SomeDudeFromWork August 6, 2003