Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.

That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!

by DavidDuck October 26, 2013

Snappling

Snuggling+Napping=Snappling.

We spent all afternoon Snappling.

by DamnGurl February 21, 2012

snapple

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.

-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"

rofl-copter

by valmont121 January 29, 2008

Snapple

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.

1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!

by Thursday27 Has An iPod!! May 09, 2009

Snapples

Snapples - snotty people who believe in the inherent superiority of Apple products against all competing brands with the preconceived notion that Apple products are 'made from the best stuff on earth.'

"My friends are such snapples. They won't even gchat me when they know I'm using my Droid."

by i8urchips February 24, 2010

snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!

by PIMP PHD August 06, 2003

snapple

An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"

All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??

by jn9 September 24, 2006