slowskys

a hip group of turtles that know good internet service when they see it

the slowskys are comcast spokesturtles of the year

by carlos stockton August 13, 2006

slawstrophobia

The completely rational fear of cole slaw. The sincere belief that the combination of shredded cabbage, carrots, and mayonaise is the product of sinister forces.

Aunt: "Would you like to try some of my cole slaw?"
Me: "No thank you. I suffer from slawstrophobia"

by mDub1255 December 23, 2007

sliwston

A typical white-haired polish boy who typically does tricks with his

eyes normally aged 7-8 years of age. Usally comes up with dumb ideas and starts fights

You mans are sliwstons/sliws

by KenkingMonkey22 May 4, 2018

slowsand

N. Its like quicksand but one will find themselves sinking at a much slower and more boring rate of speed.

"Aw sheet! We found ourselves in slowsand. Now we are going to die a rather slow death and lose our dignity at the same time"

by TheSkirtBandit November 4, 2018

slawsome

Awesome, like coleslaw, because coleslaw is awesome!

Guy 1: Wow, that movie was awesome!

Guy 2: No, it was SLAWSOME!

Guy 1: ...Ya!(wtf, what the heck is slawsome?? I better go look it up so this guy doesn't think I'm an idiot)

by GamerG!rl January 29, 2009

Slowsh

Commonly used in proper cushdy old travellers town of Maidstone, Kent my mothers loife, slowsh refers to the following:

1. An alternate word for slag or slut etc.

2. A word used to describe shagging a slowsh.

1. 'Look at that dirty old slowsh bag'.

2. 'I'm gonna slowsh the shit out of your Mum you old shit cunt'.

by Slowsher December 9, 2009

Slows

Usually used on snapchat to express boredom or something taking a while like someone not replying.

I’ve been drawing. *SLOWS*

by Twattywattydoodah November 30, 2017