slammed

1. to be heavily intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol. 2. An automobile that has been modified in such a way as to lower the suspension.

1. Shit man, I'm slammed. 2. Damn that shit is slammed.

by Da Gooze July 30, 2003

slammed

Filling a filthy whore's pussy with your swinging meat dangle.
Stuffing some dripping meat drapes with your blue veined custard chucker.

Or fucking drunk.

"This bitch wanted to slam, but I didn't have a jimmy hat...but I slammed it anyway"

"I jus took you to a fuckin $30 a plate dinner - are we gonna slam or what?"

"I was slamming the hell out of this skeezie..."

by bTreezy October 26, 2006

slammed

To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly.

That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

slammed

to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack

Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!

by Danny March 5, 2005

Slammed

Ridden hard and put away wet.

My ride was slammed so hard last night bro. BTW your mom says hi.

by Whalanboy May 7, 2016

slammed

Mobile phone account transferred to another service provider withbout holders consent.

Dude, my phone wouldn't work this morning for awhile, then it showed another phone company on the screen, I must have been slammed!

by Holly Wood August 8, 2005

Slammed

A term used when you absolutely shit on someone in a video game/ game of some sort.

“You got absolutely fucking slammed, Shitter.”

by iOnlyEatCake February 17, 2023