The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

skeever

A pot-head

man, that kid who smokes alot of pot is a madd skeever.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

skeever beaver

A vagina that is absurdly dirty, abused, sloppy, and loose.

Yo, I bet Angelina Jolie has a skeever beaver.

by Jumoma June 3, 2006

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016

Skeever

Possibly one of the greatest people in the world.
She is so kind and nice, Yet humble.
Rich of mind, Yet lack of self confidence.
Won't accept compliments.
Has the greatest way of thinking, and the chillest person ever.
Has officially won the SexyAward.
A mind to be loved and cared for, A mind that loves and cares.
She is like a spring flower blooming through every season.
Lips so tender and soft like a rose.
Honestly i didnt really know what to put here because i dont think i have the vocabulary to describe how amazing you actually are.
I love you.

Do you know skeever?
Yes she is the loveliest person you'll ever meet.

by Gold-Kill November 8, 2018

Skeever

noun: man or woman who consistently demonstrates a pattern of creepy and/or shiesty behavior, usually, characterized by passive-aggressive pursuits of narcotics and/or uninvited sexual advances towards vulnerable young girls.

The dude sleeps with 17-year old hookers, he creates fantastical lies, he creeps out his coworkers, and he’s staunchly conservative; indeed, all reasons why Matt Gaetz is a skeever.

by CommonCents 13 April 13, 2021