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simpleton 

Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.
"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."
simpleton by Makne February 20, 2005

Simpleton 

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum
Simpleton by Buttwipe steve December 2, 2018

Simpleton 

Someone who likes funny shoes and has a weird taste in music.
Person 1: hey dude, did you see Little wearing the Filas yesterday?
Person 2: yea dude he’s such a simpleton. I heard he also listens to Logic.

Simpleton 

An absolute dumbass that doesn’t even think to use google/dictionary to define words
Ella:what is heresy
Tom:WEVE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE
Ella: what is orthodox
Everyone:facepalms
Me:STFU YOU GODDAMN SIMPLETON
Simpleton by Gracejia04 December 30, 2018

Simpleton 

A person that lacks the mental capacity to carry on simple tasks in any form of a relationship.

Also known as a “simp”.
“Girl, did he tell you whether or not y’all are dating?”

“No. He hasn’t texted me back.”

“Man that nigga is a simp (simpleton).”
Simpleton by Wordy Wendy August 14, 2018

Simpleton 

A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.
Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy
Person 2: STFU simpleton
Person 1: What is a simpleton?
Person 2: You
*Person 1 storms off angrily*
Simpleton by fakename06 October 8, 2018