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Sea shneeedle

Bottom feeder, goes well when fried up to create a crispy sea shneedle
Lovely sea shneeedle that
by Angry turkey July 5, 2021
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Shneeze

A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."
by Li Shy October 16, 2013
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she sneezed

when you're fingering a girl and she sneezes causing your fingers to break
Joe "Yo g what happened to you're fingers."
Dave "She sneezed dude."
by CeeKay! November 22, 2021
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Shqeezed

The act of smoking Weed or Marijuana to the point in which you are incredibly stoned or until you green out.
Last night I chilled with Hen, Chief and Stern at the Church and we got so shqeezed.
"Yo Morty, what do you say I roll by the Frat house and we run a shqeeze-off?"
by the Briquette January 16, 2006
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Sneezed

To get jumped, or mudered
Don't get sneezed Nigga.
by Rhunterk September 24, 2017
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Shneeze

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Shneeze Shhhh - Knees

A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze

Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011
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Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
by DrInfidel January 7, 2014
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