World’s shittiest singers

See: Cardi B, Lil Pump, garbage ass Caribbean/Jamaican rappers like: dumsta traps, 450th pedophile, burn popcann (cuz burn popcorn actually taste bad) and any other people that sings gangster rap

Guy: I love going to the Amtrak or the NYC Subways stations cause I love to hear Rail Squeal the train makes.

Girl: yeah me too. It’s real music cuz in my area my Jamaican neighbors keep playing the world’s shittiest singers like this 450th pedo guy and a bunch of garbage ass gangster rap music

Guy: I love Taylor swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Big time rush (yes they still make music today), Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa but nothing sounds better than rail squeal and any other trains sounds like their horns and automated announcements

by EMD F59PHI July 18, 2024

scitties

scitties (singular scitty) refers to goodtimeswithscar's minecraft tits. they are huge and we love them

this is me joining the war on scitties on the side of the scitties

by iron-sides July 13, 2022

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shittist

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.

The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

Shitchest

A radical feminist ,with no desire for children, who often places fecal matter from her 17 cats inside her chest cavity, similarly where Iron Man Tony Stark would place his coveted arc reactor.

Kayla has been posting about Elizabeth Warren's courageous veracity all week. I'll never understand why she aspires to be such a shitchest.

by ProudBoysOhio February 8, 2017

shitfest

(n.) when a lot of really shitty things happen all at once

Paul: I can't rearrange my room, I have a mess everywhere, and I have to write my paper. FUCK!

Joe: What a shitfest!

by TallPaul6533 March 27, 2009

Ripping shitties

The act of performing a doughnut.

"I was ripping shitties in front of Wal-Mart the other day."

by Shit ripper November 13, 2011