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shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.
Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!
by fjfj December 19, 2007
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shitshake

Any truly disgusting drink from Starbucks.
E.g. "Vanilla" Frappuccino.

Actually it doesn't have to be from Starbucks, just some high end coffee place.
Katie: Where's all your money gone!?
Amy: I know! I spent like $5.50 on some shitshake from Starbucks...
by Amy ^^ April 21, 2008
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skitshapes

The skit had while throwing shapes, originated in the National University of Ireland Galway. Accounts for a total of 85% of life.
Skitshapes were had walking through the library on the way to Smokey's for tea.
by yelgiuqanu April 15, 2010
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Shitshatey

Someone who is beyond shitty.
This is usually referring to the person's attitude.
Leif: "Damn Tom is such a dickhead"
Jessie: "He's a shitshatey person, just ignore him."
by RotlachsFischer July 4, 2020
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Shitshake

Shitting on a pregnant woman’s chest then squeezing her breast until she lactates, then you proceed to mix it up and feed it to her for a nice delicious treat
Sarah was being a whiny bitch so I pulled my pants down and gave her a shitshake
by Cummininawatermelon October 6, 2021
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Shitshatshep

A man of small penis length, the type of guy that had the girl put on the Trojan because he was whit girl waisted. Women tend to like this guy until they sleep with him.
Shit shat shit, shit shat shep, oh look here comes Adam he is such a shitshatshep
by Adam Shephard March 14, 2022
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shitshark

Shitshark: a word to describe feminist cancer white women, or undesirable white women who are unable to attract white males, so they must stoop to the lowest of the lowest pools of men, where they will attract an Indian male. Not to be confused with their closely related cousin the “Mudshark”, who only thirsts for black males, the Shitshark only thirsts for Indian males…the shitshark’s pool fall into a lower caste system than the mudshark’s pool.

The Indian male being the shit that the Shitshark desires will typically mate with the Shitshark for a step up on the human-capitol totem-poll ensuring that his spawn will be a little less brown-skinned, and therefore gain more human-capitol than himself. Or perhaps, the Indian male will mate with the Shitshark to obtain citizenship in a western country far away from the 3rd world shit hole that they originate from. similarly to the mudhsark’s prey which are black males, the Indian male could also mate with the Shitshark so that he can be economically taken care of, exchanging sex and intimacy for food and shelter.

Finally, the main reason we differentiate shitsharks from mudsharks, is that Indian people not only shit in the streets & wipe with bare hands, but also, they enjoy eating cow shit as a delicacy. whereas mudshark prey (black males) do not typically eat shit and publicly shit in the streets.

Credit: Jan & Geoff
That Shitshark loves going to tandoori flame buffet, it’s her main pool for picking up jeets (jeets = Indian men).
by Man_handler May 21, 2024
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