Shit Fiend

A person who shits their pants and dosent even care. They actually find it enjoyable and attractive and don't even care that anyone else finds it digusting and stinky.

Guy: Helen, is such a shit fiend
Other Guy: Yea yo, that bitch is mad gross. I wouldnt fuck her with your dick
Guy: Fuck you

by IMMADEVIL June 21, 2006

shit fiend

To suck the shit off someones face after shiteating

man thats a hefty shit.... can i have a nag of that, im a shit fiend

by Russedee May 14, 2006

Shit Fiend

Beings in Chilicothe Ohio under the age of 8 who smear themselves in clown shit and cause stae wide destruction and mayhem on the scale of Thermonuclear bombs. The only weakness to the shit fiend is his visions of clown in the wall, Kevin spacey, politicans in the ocean. If you ever see one contact the national guard, immediatly.

Person- *get mauled to death"

Shit fiend- *makes horrifying noises giving people in a ten mile radius shcizophrenia*

by Berd#6431 April 7, 2021

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

Environmentally Friendly Shit

A shit that requires no toilet paper.

Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"

by scooterkenny June 16, 2011

fried shit

Used to show exactly how dumb is someone compared to fried shit

You're as dumb as fried shit for not knowing ....

by QazWsx April 26, 2006

deep fried shit

When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.

Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit

by jdawg328 June 10, 2017