Shit your eye

When someone is making fun of you and you want to send the person to hell but more! and you don't want to use the f-word.

Carter: Congratulations Mr. Obama for the Nobel Prize. Remind me, what did you get it for?

Obama: Shit your eye!

Carter: Shit your own eye!

by peterSKhiking January 08, 2010

shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

by Johnny eye shutter January 29, 2017

eye shit

The mucus discharge that accumulates in the corners of one's eyes.

Colloquial for eye discharge, rheum, sleep, or 'sleep in eyes'.

Sherry's got a lot of eye shit after waking up ; she had to wipe it off with her fingers.

by Kierkegaard2015 October 10, 2015

shitting through the eye of a needle

Meaning to have diarrhea, also known as a "chocolate lazer"

Man im shitting through the eye of a needle after all that beer and curry last night!!!

by Lincoln_DJ July 26, 2006

Shitting Through the Eye of a Needle at 40 Paces

Projectile Diahorrea condition

If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.

by 4sail July 07, 2006

Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.

by DARKFiB3R June 15, 2019

Shit eyeing

Like shit talking but through eye contact

I can see Christie and Chloe shit eyeing me whenever I talk.

by Bedazzledvag November 07, 2019