Shiiiiiiiiit

The feeling of disappointment after spending $35 on a ticket to a bad movie and wasting hours of your life.

Dude, I just saw that shiiiiiiiiit and I am not in the mood to do anything for the upcoming 24 hours,knock me out,will ya ?

by Whyamiherejusttosuffermyfate February 22, 2020

Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shibitical

1) Acting crazy

2) Fun as Hell, Awesome

1) Your acting shibitical.

2) Tonight's gonna be shibitical.

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

Sheiit

An exclamation of extreme disbelief

Money laundering? In West Baltimore! Sheiit.

by Smooth123 March 14, 2014

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

1. A prolonged pronounciation of the curse "shit". Used when something is especially pleasing to hear.

2. Used as a negative response.

1. "I got a new phone!"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

2. "Would you like to go to the movie with me?"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you crazy."

by RogueFox February 24, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020