Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.

1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Sharon High School

A ghetto ass shithole of a school located in Sharon. If you go here you probably are ratchet, a whore, and think smoking is a personality trait.

Person: “Yo where do you go to school at”
Ratchet Bitch: “Sharon High School”

Person: “Fuck get away from me u stupid ass bitch”

by SongSwimmer April 20, 2020

Omg Sharon you are so kinky.

When an individual named Sharon or any other name says something kinky but in a hidden way, you use this phrase to expose them and point it out.

-Sharon: Ah I want that (sexual or something dirty)
-Abdul: Omg Sharon you are so kinky.
-Sharon: Haha I indeed am.
• In here it was used to expose the true (kinky meaning).

by B-S16 June 10, 2019

Sharon

Sharon is one of a kind. She can make your mood go to sad and lonely to happy. She can also be a Badass with a sarcastic attitude. Frustrating AF but gets away with everything because she's hot AF. She's an asshole with a heart of gold. she's unforgettable and the coolest girl you'll ever meet. Not to mention how easy it is to get lost in her eyes. She is very trustful and you should be free to tell her any things because she will listen and be there for you. If you get a Sharon never let her go. Even if you get a chance with her don't let her go. You will immediately regret it. You can not compare Sharon to another girl. Sharon is special and one of a kind so don't let her go.

Boy"I really love Sharon and she makes me crazy"
Boys friend "well go and get her and hold her tight"

by The Way Life Goes December 19, 2017

Sharon

Sharon is a good looking girl. She is rich and powerful. She may be flat but that’s because her ass is still growing. She is hilarious and everyone loves her. She is shy at first but once she knows you there is no going back! Sharon has the cutest laugh and the best jokes! If you make her smile you are instantly one of her best friends. Don’t mistake this queen for an easy target, you wouldn’t want to get on her bad side. She will hurt you by using your words against you and won’t be afraid to throw fists so watch out because this is a bad bitch. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t really pay attention to it. She doesn’t want to stand out but she always does because of her amazing personality. People instantly fall in love with her. If she is your friend consider yourself lucky, she keeps all your secrets like a bank keeps cash. If you date a Sharon she will always play with your hair and fingers. She is very touchy and loves to be silly with her partner. She is loyal and won’t ever leave your side. Sharon will always comeback to you even if you were the reason she ate 4 packages of ice cream. But don’t be fooled, she won’t let you comeback into her life without some hurtful words and strategies. Overall Sharon is a sexy beast with a sexy and attractive personality.

Guy #1: Do you see that hot girl over there?
Guy #2: Yeah, she is something I wouldn’t mind nibbling on.
Guy #3: Her name is Sharon and don’t worry I already have.
Guy #1: That explains the hickey on your neck...

by Chained Goddess May 4, 2018

Sharon

A beautiful human being who is loved by all. At least mine is. This is my mom the person who is a part of who I am today, who is caring, loving, pretty ,funny and somehow always has a smile on her face and daily tells me that I am a "gift from god". I can always come to her with my problems and I hope that she knows vise-versa. She is also a great listener and will hear you out. I just read all the other definitions and just know that they are all wrong you shouldn't judge a person anyway ,these are what caused the world to have stereotypes. I love life and my "Sharon" loves them 2

"Sharon is so pretty today"
"I can always trust Sharon to help me with my problems"

by Just giving the honesty October 28, 2017

Sharon den Adel

The singer of the popular symphonic/gothic metal band Within Temptation. Her beautiful voice, dramatic self-made outfits and stage presence, and gorgeous appearance have enraptured many a metal listener.

Person 1: Who's this Sharon den Adel?
Person 2: Only the most talented singers ever!

by Mark Janses April 4, 2010