Sgom

A South African slang word for "masturbate"

"That gent yesterday was sgom-ing"

by CoolGums May 25, 2023

Somkin Hungry

1. Being hungry to the the point that you feel like you've got the worst muchies in the world.

2. being so hungry that you'd burst into flames.

Got Damn, son! Dat wuz a Churches! You bes' turn dis car aroun' cuz I'm Somkin Hungry!

by NoOfficer.WhatDidIDo? February 28, 2011

Somk

Acronym for slob on my knob.

Guy one: You got owned
Guy two: Somk, asshole.

by Deeznutzkill February 17, 2008

sromker

to not know what the hell to say

to uhhh...haha ha to uhhh...ok *laughs* ok you... hahaha... a..hahahah hahahah stoop!! oh..oh my.. hahahaha ok i se......hhahahaha..... im gonnacry.....oh my god...... whata re you ddoing.....no!.........*swish*..example

by megj enni corey January 8, 2005

shomkey

A shomkey is something that cannot be explained by a human being. Let alone an average mard ass.

We are one with the Shomkey

We are one with the Shomkey.

The Shomkey is one with us.

The Shomkey lives within us.

by Shomkey101 February 28, 2020

Siomka

A person who enjoys the repulsive smell that occurs post anal climaxing sex.

She must be a siomka.

by Meat Lab Princess March 19, 2013

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012