swiftly

the act of feeling smooth, fly, amazing and spectacular.

After he asked me out, I went home feeling swiftly and had a dance party.

by Corrieeeeee January 18, 2009

shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Swiftly Naan

A portable self microwaving naan bread for use on the move.

Also can be doubled up to be used as naan flip flops - a warm, soft alternative to footwear.

"I could really do with a swiftly naan right about now"

"SWIFTLY NAAN!!!"

"That swiftly naan was well tasty!"

"Awww those naans feel so warm on my feet.. sweet"

by Fontwell February 19, 2009

sfiftol

So Funny I Forgot TO Laugh

guy 1: So is your mom- OH!!!! Nah man, I'm just kidding, just kidding.
guy 2: sfiftol -.-

by Samar Osama Jawdat Khanfar January 18, 2009

shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

by samuel ross August 24, 2005

skiftle

spelt like Skifftle, and same meaning, A small amount of weed, usually enough for a bowl or two to get a buddy by.

Bones, Got a Skiftle?

by Muffinmunchking January 15, 2014

Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013