Seymour 

Someone who is wearing pants with an air pocket in the crotch/zipper area, making it appear that that have an erection. This term can be used for males and females, of all ages.

OMG, do you see that guy? He is a TOTAL Seymour!

Mr.Hawkins is such a Seymour.

John's a bit of a Seymour today...

Seymour by Seymour Hawkins August 22, 2012

Seymour 

Seymour. Is a thug for Life put some respect on his name he's the realest

Guy: Damn, he is so dope

Guy 2: yeah, he really is a Seymour

Seymour by Cmonman4real February 26, 2017

Seymour 

A small town in southern Indiana.-->The birthplace of John Mellencamp.

"I was born in a small town"......Seymour is that small town.

Seymour by Jordan Vinson October 25, 2005

Seymour 

Anyone with this name is a fat whore

Damn that Seymour sure looks like an overweight walrus

Hey I think I just saw Seymour polish of 8 oatmeal raisin cookies at the dining hall!

Seymour by Ehhh oooh July 27, 2016

Seymour 

A massive cunt who thinks he has a huge dick but actually has a dick of 0.1 micrometer (can be sometimes mistaken for a boil/pimple)

I think I just saw a blackhole. Ah never mind its just Seymour.

Seymour by Seymour / The Diss God January 17, 2018

Seymour 

Unable to find one's way not knowing one's whereabouts. Something remembered from the past, a recollection. The personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.

When you make memories by doing something with someone then a tragic accident happens, forcing. That's Seymour happening.

Seymour by seymour68 June 16, 2018

Seymour 

A wimpy, wiener hut jr, uncoordinated, underachieving, cheap, crocodilian

That croc is such a seymour

Seymour by DisneyPrincessAnnemderflA December 16, 2019