Used to differentiate between the
two most
common reasons for visiting the loo. Allows for open discussion of
bathroom activities in public or in mixed company.
n. a bowel movement
v. to defecate
Bill: I need to go to the bathroom before we leave.
Tina: Is it serious?
Bill:
Yes!
Tina: Then we'll never get out of here!
-or-
Bill: I know you're still putting on your makeup in here but I gotta go serious!
-or
Bill (with newspaper tucked under arm): I'll be back in 20 minutes, I have to conduct some serious research.