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Seppuku

Honorable suicide commited by Samurai after they have shamed themselves or are failed their masters. Samurai could be ordered to commit suicide by their lords (Daimyo)
The samurai would disembowel himself, and when the pain got to be too much to where he might shame himself, his second would decapitate him.
by Maness October 30, 2003
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Seppuku

Ritual suicide by disembowelment carried out by samurai. Literally means "stomach cutting." The samurai committing seppuku would shove a dagger such as a tanto into their stomach while another samurai acted as their second by lopping off their head.
Seppuku is also reffered to as Harakiri
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 8, 2011
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Seppuku

Ritual suicide by disembowelment. Some who commit seppuku have a second person decapitate them after the one who kills himself commits the disembowelment.
"After losing the battle, he felt seppuku was the only way out."
by crono June 29, 2003
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book club seppuku

When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010
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Modern Seppuku

The act of getting deployed, and being shot by a little Iraqi boy using his father's Russian assault rifle, thus making you a hero.
I don't want to hang myself, maybe i'll enlist and commit Modern Seppuku
by Walnutty November 30, 2021
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sepukku

weeaboo type of suicide by letting the filth you have inside you spill out with a katana that you have because your daddy left you and thats why you have a fucking katana just do it man
Did you see John yesterday? I heard he changed his name and commited sepukku
I know, i told him to. Weeaboos have no place in this world
by thegayoldfaggot June 14, 2016
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sepukake

the worst possible means of suicide

involves cumming on ones own face until point of asphixiation
omfg he just commited sepukake
by TheLag March 11, 2005
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